Dearest Sirs,
I’m not going to mince words. Your performance of the
legendary play The Ballad of Aenith, Meranius’s Song, by
Ermine Ranochi, was the most atrocious I’ve seen in years.
I was bored. The lady I was with was bored. We would’ve left
halfway through the show, except the gouging prices I paid for
the tickets forced me to sit for all four hours of the
monstrosity.
Please, I implore you. Tell your actors to reconsider their
careers. We have openings for quarry workers and the like.
Best Regards,
H. Ferral
Read about the adventures of Hertra Ferral in The Agartes Epilogues.
