My Lady,
Surely I’m mistaken. I thought that our affair came from genuine, mutual understanding. You assured me it was not a ploy to get your husband’s attention. Yet his men are lying dead outside my door right now, which is unfortunate; had they not drawn their blades before talking, I would’ve explained to them how it was in fact YOU who wanted it. I could’ve even explained, in great detail, exactly how.
Fortunately, I am a gentleman and will let this slide for now. Fix or end your marriage–I care not what you do. Do not contact me again.
Best Regards,
H. Ferral
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